Video Dave-
You heard of elf on a shelf?
Well here’s some raps for that ass

You heard of doin for self?
You heard of doin it fast?

I seen a peanut stand
I seen a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked It’s eye

I seen a dream get canned
I seen a book get banned
I seen an evil try to be an empire

I seen an elephant fly
I seen an elephant fly
Oh what a shit of a guy
Oh what a shit of a guy

And I’m bout as much of an expert
As the next jerk
I gotta go to work
My neck and shoulder hurt
I’m getting over it

But I’d rather not mention it
I thought my publicist let you know
I am my publicist so you know

I am my doctor,
I'm not my lawyer
But guess what?

I am the manger


Iowa Rockwell-
Rat-race runnin fast tryna catch the cheese
Catch and squeeze, catch and release
Lady Eloise
Baby please, baby please be my everything
Don't say no
If you do?
...Ok... you know

Life goes on, I mean it's like those songs
We used to sing growin up when the night was young
We used to be so young,
We used to be so fun
It's the same old song,
I guess life goes on

We should play punch-buggy just for old times sake
We should plan a pic-nic for a cute lunch date

We should fly around the world
We could fly around the world
I could promise you the world
I might break your heart

Still life goes on, but still life goes on
Pro-tip sip slow, watch the night turn dawn
While the lights still on
While the mics still on
I'ma sing my song
All while life goes on

CRĀVE-
The suns too hot
Look what they got
The vibes and beats like De La
The flows water
Like Fela
May the
Force Be With You

Live your best life
Put your past in the back
Look forward
Strategize,
Plan ahead, and work towards- a goal to maximize all resources in your life fore you can end up
A Menace II Society
Practice sobriety for the most part
Like Blackstar

Run down justice like a track-star in a hundred meter race
Find your pace, it's a marathon

But I'm that far,
Ahead of my time
I rap like cars don't need asphalt

Hats off to the real ones
Everybody plays a part
But cats are not as good as dogs