Video Dave- You heard of elf on a shelf? Well here’s some raps for that ass You heard of doin for self? You heard of doin it fast? I seen a peanut stand I seen a rubber band I seen a needle that winked It’s eye I seen a dream get canned I seen a book get banned I seen an evil try to be an empire I seen an elephant fly I seen an elephant fly Oh what a shit of a guy Oh what a shit of a guy And I’m bout as much of an expert As the next jerk I gotta go to work My neck and shoulder hurt I’m getting over it But I’d rather not mention it I thought my publicist let you know I am my publicist so you know I am my doctor, I'm not my lawyer But guess what? I am the manger Iowa Rockwell- Rat-race runnin fast tryna catch the cheese Catch and squeeze, catch and release Lady Eloise Baby please, baby please be my everything Don't say no If you do? ...Ok... you know Life goes on, I mean it's like those songs We used to sing growin up when the night was young We used to be so young, We used to be so fun It's the same old song, I guess life goes on We should play punch-buggy just for old times sake We should plan a pic-nic for a cute lunch date We should fly around the world We could fly around the world I could promise you the world I might break your heart Still life goes on, but still life goes on Pro-tip sip slow, watch the night turn dawn While the lights still on While the mics still on I'ma sing my song All while life goes on CRĀVE- The suns too hot Look what they got The vibes and beats like De La The flows water Like Fela May the Force Be With You Live your best life Put your past in the back Look forward Strategize, Plan ahead, and work towards- a goal to maximize all resources in your life fore you can end up A Menace II Society Practice sobriety for the most part Like Blackstar Run down justice like a track-star in a hundred meter race Find your pace, it's a marathon But I'm that far, Ahead of my time I rap like cars don't need asphalt Hats off to the real ones Everybody plays a part But cats are not as good as dogs

No leisure 10 times the pressure I like Fresh juice But heard frozen fruit is fresher Michael and Joann broke up it was a mess bruh Pearl talkin shit to Sandra, Mary, Lester Calvin, Rose, mmmm Brenda Girl with all them friends, how they all be the best one No flex but, I gotta jet bruh I gotta get ta, my next destination No flex but, I gotta jet bruh I gotta get ta, my next destination From the 312 to the 305 Got to 212 driving up 95 What you call that is a call back homie fall back That’s it- I’m goin home, gimme my ball back What you call that is a call back homie fall back That’s it- I’m goin home, gimme my ball back I be Writing to a beat but can’t tell you what the song about Forget about it Sarah Marshall tells me what I’m wrong about Donnie Darko Donnie Brasco Shut the fuck up Donnie you’re talkin like an asshole You’re out your element Yes the ex president Might be the next Cause half the voting residents In this country Rock with that dummy People say that its a joke Tho I do not find it funny All of its a cloak Throwin shade never sunny Shit ain’t sweet No milk and no hunny Ima rock the boat They sayin sit it down you dummy Nicely passing out the whiskey Be lieve me It ain’t pickin a side To say what are you serious all them kids died I don’t want that Not with my tax Should I ex pat If I left would they let me get back If I said that Everybody should be free That don't sound controversial to me So by that logic Palestine should be free Like Everybody Palestine should be free Everybody should be free That don't sound controversial to me So by that logic Palestine should be free Like Everybody Palestine should be free Everybody should be free That don't sound controversial to me So by that logic Palestine should be free Like Everybody Palestine should be free All the captives should be free Every hostage should be free The DRC should be free Sudan should be free Haiti should be free Hawaii should be free Native peoples should be free Everybody should be free